A bundle of wood-related jokes for your holidays
As we look back on the year and share some holiday time with family and friends, we always find ourselves bemoaning the quality of the jokes that come in party crackers, gifted jokebooks, and deep from the wells of familial memory. Instead of rehashing those, we thought we’d class up your holiday gathering with some high quality wood-related jokes that will be sure to split some sides!
What do trees dress up as for Halloween? Bamboo
How does a lumberjack access their emails? They log in
What’s a pig’s favourite type of wood? Mahogany
What do you call a piece of wood that has nothing to do? Board
Why should you never trust an evergreen tree? They’re always shady
Why do trees hate riddles? They don’t like to get stumped
Did you hear about the woodworker who fell into a vat of linseed oil? It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish.
Why did the woodworker give up on cutting out intricate shapes? They were barely coping
How do you identify a dogwood tree? By its bark
Why do trees go to sleep? For rest
Hopefully there are some new favourites in the list – maybe one day we’ll have enough together to write a whole oak book! (Okay, we won’t quit our day jobs..)
Have a lovely and safe end of the year, and we’ll see you in 2025!
